WARNING: This Product May Lead to Excessive Partying and Endless Fun Nights

PARTY ON

#makemorningsgreatagain

Stop right there. Don’t read this. Last time someone read this it led to several nights of parties and mayhem. So, save yourself before it’s too late. (How’s that for reverse psychology? Professor Elbow Pads might have been onto something, eh? PSY101√√)

But really, who are you kidding? If you’re even here reading this, you’re going to party… likely tonight, if I were to bet. Why? Because it’s awesome. You know what’s not awesome though? Tomorrow morning. OMG! Is there even a way to describe work on a Saturday morning?

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Parties Involving Excessive Alcohol Consumption
(that neither we nor your mother condone… although we laugh a lot about it and your mother probably doesn’t)

CONTEST

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Must be 21 years of age to enter. The No Hangover Patch does not promote underage consumption of alcoholic beverages.